[What happens when you combine three bored boys, a golf set, and a courtyard full of portals?]

Do we even know where these are going?

I think the real question is, do we care? [Thwack, Lavi swings a golfclub around.]

[Allen with his over-sized brown wings frowns at that. Shifting his wings so he can balance better.]   ...If people are getting hurt I  ( Read more... )

[There is a large explosion. Large as in not only does it blow a significant portion of the wall in front and send debris across the hall, but it manages to to the same to the hallway behind it as well. That room? Gone. The poor people in the way? Possibly singed, possibly hit with debris, possibly lucky enough to avoid getting hurt.

Lavi comes ( Read more... )

[It seems you thought it would be a nice time to relax and take a nap. Maybe in the sitting room, maybe in the kitchen, maybe in the courtyard, maybe in the library. Wherever you are, it felt just quiet and calm enough to doze off.

And, just as the opportunity was right for your rest, the opportunity was right for a redhead in a tacky orange scarf.

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Wherever you were before, you find yourself waking up in a vast ballroom, probably one of the biggest you've ever seen. The walls are draped in black and purple, the floor slick and polished. A big banner on one wall reads Welcome to the Dressing Room. There's a refreshment table-thankfully, the food on it is safe, just this once-a decently sized ( Read more... )